I'm a mucky pup, I'm a mucky pup, I'm a real humdinger of a Mucky Pup.....................WHAT??
can you hear the needle scratching on the record now? rewind.................
Hello Gentle Reader,
I am writing to you to let you know that I miss you so and that things are fine here. Your brother says "Hi" and he loves you.
What is she talking about??!?! --I have no idea, but it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
can you hear the needle scratching on the record again?? fast forward this time...........
P.S. I am wearing the Endpaper Mitts as we speak (because the cafe is freezing) and no, I didn't quit my job....there's a really quaint cafe near where I work that has wifi (unlike my house O curse you you unsharing network havers!!) so I get to play for a bit without the annoyance of people looking over my shoulder at work while I type and post things and check my e.mail and proofread Boccaccio (you remember Giovanni, right?)
With all my love and kisses,
Mucky Pup
and the best line I came up with this week was by far: "Curse you, o depth! Why could I have not just been a sex kitten??" H wanted to know if this was from a movie.....sadly, not Dietmar....I made that up all by myself! I could go and write screenplays for a living, no?
well clearly I have lost my mind...but one more thing before I go.....
Dana,
For crunchy's sake woman, what did you say???
Maritza,
Thanks I will certainly tell him (and his hair) just as soon as I can....
Susan,
Allora, siediti e aspettare perche' Alitalia non puo' aiutarti per anni. I tuoi valiggi sono persi! ;-)
Tanti Bacini a tutti voi!!
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HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
By the way, hairplug in German is "Haarstecker" in case you want to tell him to go to hell and take his hairplugs with him, that evil bosshole.
P.S. - I had no idea how to say hairplug in Spanish (I know that "peluca" is wig), so I went onto Babelfish, which informed me that it is "enchufe del pelo." I am laughing so hard over here that it hurts! So yeah, don't trust that German word because apparently they translate a little too literally. Unless of course, that actually IS how you would say "hairplug" in Spanish, which just makes the term even funnier then because it is literally a "plug of hair."
By the way, I tagged you for a me-me. List 6 strange things about yourself. Check out my blog for more details.
P.S. - Yeah I know, tagging someone for a me-me is almost as loathesome as sending chain-letters, but I hope you have some with it.
Non odio Alitalia allora! Ho mi danaro!
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